30 Funniest Joke to Share With Your Partner

Do you know what is the secret to a happy and healthy relationship? It's having a good sense of humor. According to studies, couples that often laugh and joke around with each other tend to have stronger relationships.

This is where love jokes come in to help better your relationship. Sharing funny yet romantic jokes is a great way to express your love. From endearing to cheesy, here are some of the best jokes to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend that can be useful on many occasions.

Punny Jokes

Everyone loves puns, even if they can be cheesy at times. Punny jokes aren't just adorable, but they're also clever and never boring. Complete your joke repertoire with these fantastic punny jokes to tell your loved one.

  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

  • You light my fire, probably because you're my perfect match.

  • I whale always love you.

  • I lava you so much.

  • If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine- apple.

  • I donut know what I would do without you.

  • The cat's out of the bag – I love you purry much.

  • I'm nuts about you. You make me come out of my shell.

  • If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

  • Aloe you vera much.

  • Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

  • Two pianists had a good marriage. They were always in a chord.

  • A girl and her boyfriend went to a party dressed as a barcode. They were an item.

  • When a knight was courting his lady, he wore a suit of amour.

  • When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.

Pick-Up Line Jokes

You may have already captured their heart, but some pick-up line jokes here and there won't hurt. If you, however, haven't yet swept her off her feet, you can use these jokes to do so. Ranging from charming to suggestive, these pick-up lines are too good to miss out.

  • "I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?"

  • "I've had an off week, but seeing you always turn me on."

  • "I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!"

  • "You must be a geologist because you rock my world."

  • "Somebody call the cops because it's got to be illegal to look that good!"

  • "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."

  • "My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?"

  • "I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art."

  • "I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

  • "I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and then watch what I can do with it."

  • "You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent."

  • "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

  • "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

  • "I lost my key. Can I check your pants?"

  • "Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later."

Knock-Knock Jokes

The classic knock-knock joke is the true format of humor. It's also a great way to get your partner to participate in the joke. You simply can't fail with them! Check out these corny yet cute jokes!

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Lena." "Lena, who?" "Lena little closer so I can kiss you."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Snow." "Snow, who?" "Snow use, I just can't stop thinking about you."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Value." "Value, who?" "Value be my Valentine?"

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Adore." "Adore, who?" "Adore you, who else?"

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Lemme." "Lemme, who?" "Lemme kiss you."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Iguana." "Iguana, who?" "Iguana hug you tight."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Disguise." "Disguise, who?" "Disguise is your boyfriend."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Candice." "Candice, who?" "Candice be love I'm feeling right now?"

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive, who?" "Olive you so much, sweetheart."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Honeydew." "Honeydew, who?" "Honeydew you know how good you look right now?"

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Aldo." "Aldo, who?" "Aldo anything for you."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Egg." "Egg, who?" "Eggcited to meet you."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Al." "Al, who?" "Al give you a kiss if you open this door."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Needle." "Needle, who?" "Needle a little love right now."

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mary." "Mary, who?" "Mary me and I promise I'll love you forever."

Romantic Jokes

Show your love and adoration to your partner through romantic jokes. As their name suggests, these jokes will not only make your partner laugh, but they will also make your partner feel loved and appreciated. Here are some great romantic and cute jokes for her or him.

  • You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.

  • Send me a picture so I can show Santa my wish list.

  • Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

  • You are like asthma. You just take my breath away.

  • You are in my heart, my mind and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall- is in love with me.

  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

  • I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

  • What did one oar say to the other? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

  • What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine's Day? You're my butter half!

  • What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!

  • What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!

Takeaway Message

Couple who laughs together, stays together. Whether you've only been dating for a couple of months or you are married for many years, humor will always be able to bring you two closer. Sharing jokes is a quick and easy way to make happy memories you'll cherish in the future.

So, which one of the jokes above will you tell your partner today? Hopefully, this list of jokes for your boyfriend or girlfriend can help strengthen your relationship bonds.

Cornelia Tjandra
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Cornelia Tjandra has been a writer for the last two years. Although she is young but talented in fashion and beauty writing, and strong interest for home stuff. Her mission is to spread information in the most engaging and enchanting way as she can as possible.

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